Monday, May 12, 2008

Another Reason To Turn In Early

I've always been a bit of a night owl. Granted, not as much these days  being that I'm working a 9-5 job and am usually worn out by midnight. However, over the course of my lifetime, I'd estimate I've seen the sun rise on par with most well paid hookers.

All that being said, there's a new reason to make sure you get a full eight hours every night....

 Jimmy Fallon is coming to late night!

I guess Rip Taylor was booked?
I thought when he was done with SNL we were going to be able to put that whole era behind us. The "Will Ferrell left and this shit won't be funny for five more years" era. 

But no! Not only does Tina Fay get her own overrated, unfunny, lame ass sitcom but now Fallon gets "Late Night" 


How do we go from Letterman to Conan to Fallon in one lifetime? What sick ass joke is God holding back the punch line to? 

Here's hoping he can get Chris Kattan or Rachel Dratch to co-host. That's, of course, "assuming" they're available. 

Wake me when it's over...

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Where The F**K Have I Been?

As Dim so sweetly asked?

I have been working.... That's it really!

Busy with weddings (not mine) and other life related issues. 

As far as the blog thing goes... I always said that I wasn't going to do anything political. There are a hundred thousand of those already. This was going to be different. However, the only stuff that's really pissing me off these days is political in nature.  I feel I may be gearing up for some new stuff. Some of it may be political in nature as the last post hinted at.

Stayed tuned... I'll let you know exactly where the FUCK I am!


Thursday, May 08, 2008

My New Bumper Sticker