Friday, February 19, 2010

People I can Do Without #19

Jesus H. Woods!
Why can't an athlete or famous person just say the following...
"I was rich, I was horny, I wanted to get laid"
That's it! Simple.
All this... "I hurt my family, my sponsors, families who's kids looked up to me"
Blah, blah, blah...
"I was rich, I was horny, I wanted to get laid"
Next time, Tiger, just say that. Save us all the 15 minutes of nonsense. Memorize it and pass it along to Brad Pitt, John Edwards, John Mayer, Arod and any other famous person who gets in "trouble" for simply acting like a human being.Two rules to live by when you reach that level.
1. Never get married. For any reason!
2. If you don't get married (Talking to John Mayer here) NEVER apologize for being honest about your sex life.
In the end, Tiger Woods' real issue wasn't that he cheated it was that he should have never gotten married in the first place. I know that wouldn't play well with most women but fuck it!
They aren't buying his golf shit anyway.
Refund your wedding guests their gifts and then move on! Get out of rehab and take David Duchovny with you.
"I was rich, I was horny, I wanted to get laid"

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Blogger Dim said...

He lives!!!!!!!!!!

How the fuck are you??

- D.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

I'm good. Been a busy year or so. Bought a house, got sued by our former landlord three times (all of which were thrown out of court)

And lots of other stuff... I'm going to try and get back into the habit of writing this thing. I've said this before ;-)

This time, I'm really going to try.

How are you? You a father yet? (Next life step)

6:04 PM  
Blogger A.S.S. said...

Amen Mother fuckaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

8:51 PM  

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