A Country Named "Sue"
Are your children fat because you fed them McDonald's four days a week?
Did your husband smoke for 50 years and die of lung cancer?
Did a professional athlete say you were drunk?
If so, you should sue them!
That's right, here in America you don't have to actually get up and earn a living! You can wait for others to do it for you and then sue them to collect!
All these lawsuits are getting out of control!
A nice list of them can be found at the following link...
http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/stupid_lawsuit_collection.asp?wacky=0
It's time we start making these assholes pay when they lose these lawsuits.
Now if you live next to a company that is dumping toxins into the drinking water and your kid gets sick then by all means sue the shit out of them!
However, if this is your child.....
and they develop childhood diabetes because you fed them fast food as a dietary staple please refrain from blaming anyone but yourself.
It's not McDonald's fault your child is a walking mass of lard...It's yours.
Deal with the fact that your a bad parent on your own dime.... With a shrink, not a lawyer.
And if someone calls you a drunk at a basketball game just throw your beer on them and tell them to piss off!
No need involving a lawyer when a simple exchange of the phrase "your wife is a bitch and she started it" will do.
And for God's sake! If you got cancer from smoking cigarettes for 40 years is it really this guys fault?....
Of course not you tumor! It's yours!
Deal with it my looking into one of these once in awhile
Did your husband smoke for 50 years and die of lung cancer?
Did a professional athlete say you were drunk?
If so, you should sue them!
That's right, here in America you don't have to actually get up and earn a living! You can wait for others to do it for you and then sue them to collect!
All these lawsuits are getting out of control!
A nice list of them can be found at the following link...
http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/stupid_lawsuit_collection.asp?wacky=0
It's time we start making these assholes pay when they lose these lawsuits.
Now if you live next to a company that is dumping toxins into the drinking water and your kid gets sick then by all means sue the shit out of them!
However, if this is your child.....
and they develop childhood diabetes because you fed them fast food as a dietary staple please refrain from blaming anyone but yourself.
It's not McDonald's fault your child is a walking mass of lard...It's yours.
Deal with the fact that your a bad parent on your own dime.... With a shrink, not a lawyer.
And if someone calls you a drunk at a basketball game just throw your beer on them and tell them to piss off!
No need involving a lawyer when a simple exchange of the phrase "your wife is a bitch and she started it" will do.
And for God's sake! If you got cancer from smoking cigarettes for 40 years is it really this guys fault?....
Of course not you tumor! It's yours!
Deal with it my looking into one of these once in awhile
posted by Mr. A at 10:21 AM
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