Wednesday, January 25, 2006

People I Can Do Without #4

This weeks selection is a woman. Someone who used to live a few miles away and now thankfully will be spending her time in Baltimore.

Anna Benson, wife of MLB pitcher Kris Benson, is a shining example of everything wrong in America.

In a word, she's a pig.

A former stripper with fake tits and the largest forehead I've ever seen. Larry David has more scalp coverage than this woman.

She has done nothing to be "famous" really. Other than marry a guy with some talent and whore herself out to the media.

She's a train wreck. A fatal crash on the freeway. People slow down just long enough to look and say "thank god I don't have to live with that"

She has a website

You can go there and read about her views on things like gun control and her fantasy of seeing Michael Moore's head cut off... Really compelling and gripping writing.

For a whore.


Blogger March to the Sea said...

is she the same one that said she'd bang all his team mates if he cheated?

10:21 AM  
Blogger Dim said...

Gee, thanks for calling attention to her five-head. I honestly never noticed that about her before! But I still think that Tyra Banks and Christina Ricci can give her a run for her money in that category.

- D.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Annoyed said...

Yup, same one...said she's bang his teammates and the parking lot guys...

I suppose those guys are all in need of a STD?

4:48 PM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

Just wow. That Michael Moore rant is in major need of some editing. I hate blindly patriotic people like that. Yes, Michael Moore embellishes, but he also raises valid points. And I was a little disturbed at having to look at pictures of her writhing around in a maid outfit while I read her rant.

8:41 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home