Sunday, June 18, 2006

People I Can Do Without #10

All right.... Since I'm still getting obscene hits every day because of this stupid post I'm taking the time to rewrite it a bit. The people I was referring to here is lost among the people actually reading it! While that was amusing this past week I'm now confronted with the dilemma of saying "fuck these guys, I'm not changing anything" or trying to get across my original reason for even writing this post. Taking it down was never an option.

Maybe it's my fault for not being clear enough. Most people that have taken the the time to respond to this have basically said the same thing (beyond the silly insults to me)...

That they don't fit this profile and they don't act this way... Then I would say this post has nothing to do with you! I truly don't understand how people can say this has nothing to do with them personally and then turn around and feel personally offended!?

With this in mind, I'm re-writing this a bit to be more clear. So, here it is... Free of clutter and more to the point!

Thanks for stopping by,

Annoyed

Guys who drive these things like assholes should be shot!


These annoying pieces of shit that sound like a thousand flies fucking at incredibly high speeds!

Listen to these things "fire" up... It sounds like a four year old child making the sound of a single engine aircraft!

The assholes that drive these things are my favorite part. These guys make the kids on Growing Up Gotti seem like Harvard grads. They usually have nothing more than a tee shirt on in order to expose their arms that are the size of a giraffe's legs. On top of this, they usually weigh about 90 pounds, soaking wet.

They usually travel in groups of four or five. I suppose the whole "strength in numbers" thing is in play here. Some would say it's a safety issue... That traveling together is a smart thing to do. I say five assholes driving like morons is just five times the danger for everyone else on the road!

I could take the whole pack of them out with my back bumper.

And I dream about it... Just clipping one of their front wheels as they drive by doing 120 mph on the highway. "Officer, he was in my blind spot"

I think I could launch one about 50 yards...

(Of course, that's nothing to be proud of)

Doing over 100 mph on the highway doesn't make you cool you Gotti-looking, giraffe-armed, small-bodied, dickless wonder!

It makes you a fucking stupid asshole in need of attention! Something you can look forward too at your wake after you wreck this fly-fuck sounding piece of shit in a ditch on the highway during rush hour.

With my luck, the one day I actually need to be somewhere!

49 Comments:

Blogger Bionic 1 said...

By the way, did I mention Kerry Lost, get over it.

You lefties have done nothing but undermine the President since he WON back in 2000.

He was elected TWICE.
63 million of us voted for him.

The Democrats won't take back congress this November either because they have nothing new to bring to the table.
Same old s*it. ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.
And don't hit me with "The Polls Say" bulls*it.

Bush isn't running for re-election.

And by the way........KERRY LOST.

LMAO!

1:49 AM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

HAHA! When I did my internship it was just me and this dumb, skinny, pretty guy. All he ever talked about was going to the gym and riding his crotch rocket. He was nice but damn that guy was stupid.

Hopefully this comment won't show up twice, blogger is fucked up again.

5:54 AM  
Blogger March2theSea said...

{quote}
A girl with big hair (even for Jersey) with pretty nails and a look on her face like she's been on her period since she was 13

holy awesomeness!! hahah.

Great post. I don't get the sport bike thing either..and just so you know the 2 week time frame people can ride bikes here in new england its the same dudes that drive em..mostly w/tank tops.

6:21 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

at least old darwin has the last laugh, as these dudes remove themselves from the gene pool one by bloody one...

7:27 AM  
Blogger Steve H said...

either the riders you see in NJ take road trips to CT or we have the same problem up here. weaving between cars, riding on the shoulder, etc. the last time we saw a pack of these guys my 6 year old said, "hey dad, i think those guys might be idiots"

9:29 AM  
Blogger Bionic 1 said...

Hey, we agree on something!

Bikers are annoying.

I know of 4 people in the town I grew up in that died on bikes like that.

Dumb.
NJ Roads are NOT Biker freindly.

Later ;)

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ride. I have done for over 16-years. I mentor younger riders in my area so they can be safer more informed riders. The biggest danger they face is not themselves but ignorant fucktards such as you. My wife and son also fear you or rather the threat you pose to me.

BTW, the picture you associated with this post if of a 998cc V-twin that will drop panties faster than any V-twin hog could just on sound alone.

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow your ignorance truly is bliss isn't it? The bike pictured above is an Aprilia. Their engine is a V-twin which is a pretty far cry from the angry flies you describe.

I'd agree that the trolls and squids of our hobby give us all a bad name, but that hardly lumps us all into some of your stereotypes.

FWIW, I don't ride for anyone elses preconcieved notions of manliness, coolness, or social standing. I ride because I get off on it.

:-)

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More like a big FUCK YOU for your attitude. Please try to "launch me 50 yards" when I'm on my bike. Come on please. I need an excuse to pop of a few 350gr .50AE rounds off into some asshat self righteous driver. Its hard enough to have to deal with some asshat drivers who dont look for motorcycles and to deal with the asshat kiddies who think they have to show off. I dont need some piece of shit in a car who thinks he/she's the self appointed law enforcement on the road take their crap out on me when I'm on my sportbike. BTW I've taken my HD to 120mph so that blows you're little rant now does it? So grow the fuck up.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that's a well informed post. I feel dumber for having read it. So sportbikes are bad, but attempted murder is good. I don't follow.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are gay

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

harleys often have bigger engines than sportbikes. the sound of the exhaust is created by the muffler or after market exhaust pipe. harleys have the sound they do because of the exhuast pipe. i agree that many sportbike riders are reckless in the way they ride on public roads and their choice in protective gear.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are quite a few of us 6' 6" 200+ pound guys down here in Georgia who ride sport bikes because Harleys are for fat, old, "must have an identity" pussies. Obnoxious (read that loud) straight pipes on those Harleys are far more annoying that the highly tuned wail of an I-4 at full boogie.

We wear full race gear, obey the laws when we are on the street and get our rocks off on the same bike on the racetrack. Sure there are idiots who ride sportbikes. There are just as many idiots riding Harleys.

Typically any man who makes generalizations about the size of other mens penises is usually gay or underequipped....which are you?

You probably don't have the balls to post this reply...but you'll read it.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

LOL

I attack almost every type of person on this blog the past six months and the most angry group are the sport bike riders...

LOL, who knew!

Anyway, calling me gay doesn't "offend" me. But if that's the best you guys can do...oh, well

IF you follow the laws and were protective gear then good for you...it would seem I aren't talking about you, wouldn't it? However, drive up North and put up with these assholes I'm talking about during the summer months. You'll find I'm right on point here.

Excuse me now as I check to see if I have any balls and try and "grow up"

LOL

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That moped as you call it, is built with cutting edge technology instead of 1950's technology on that Harley...The bikes that compete in the big leagues of motorcycling, MotoGp are worth a million dollars plus...Harleys can't compete with them. I bought a "crotch rocket" instead of a Harley because, If I wanted to ride a heavy, loud, smelly antique...I'd be riding your wife...

1:07 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

Mr. "Anonymous"


YOu are one clever guy! Ever think of getting your own Blog?

We can call it.... "A croch rocket rider's guide to Anonymous anger"

I'll be happy to link to you

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you hit a tree with your toyota today and die.

People like you do not deserve to breathe the air that i do.

I ride a sportbike in NJ without a big hair girl and wear gear everytime i go out. I put over 7000miles on my bike a year.

Why don't you get a clue and just go somewhere.

Oh and i won't even touch the harley being a real bike comment.

Have a wonderful life A hole!!!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, what a piece of shit (please see my comments below):

I hope you hit a tree with your toyota today and die-shut up and go change your tampon, bitch boy.

I ride a sportbike in NJ without a big hair girl and wear gear everytime i go out. I put over 7000miles on my bike a year.--wow, you can't even get a big haired girl? Now I am starting to understand your frustration.

Why don't you get a clue and just go somewhere.--You should have been swallowed.

If I wanted to ride a heavy, loud, smelly antique(blah blah blah):
I wouldn't piss down your throat if you were dying of thirst.

"Fuck with the bull, young man..."

4:32 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

Whoa, Annoyed! I totally missed all of this somehow. You sure did piss off the sportbike people! Damn! That one wants you to hit a tree and die...someone has some anger issues, and I think his name is Anonymous.

For the record, I'm totally with you. Many of the crotch rocket drivers around here are total morons, and your description of the gal on back is spot-on.

You're allowed to have your opinion...wonder why everyone is suddenly so pissed at you?

3:05 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

Rusty,

Remember what I was saying about the ugliness of politics in the USA? Well, that carries over to other things as well. As coincidence would have it 95% of these guys are "red-staters"

Our culture is getting uglier by the day.

They have called for me to:

1. Be shot
2. Be beaten
3. Infect my computer with a virus

I was all the rage yesterday on "sportbike" chat boards..

http://sportbikeaddicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2958

http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231790

http://www.supersportbike.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7088

LOL

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwwww, did you have a rough week :(

I'd be willing to bet you $1K that.

1) I am bigger than you
2) I am smarter than you
3) I can pull 3 times the girls being 3 times hotter than you can

And I ride a sportbike and from Jersey. I've been riding motorcycles since I was 11 and always wear full protective gear.


BTW dumbass, as was mentioned that picture of a bike you posted up at the top is an Aprilia RSV Mille, which has a, guess what........V-twin engine just like a piece of crap "Hardley" Davidson and it sounds like this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6208073070503918841&q=rc51

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=64928620106273760&q=rc51

Face it, sportbikes attract much younger, sleeker, hotter, sexier woman. If you want to attract an old manly barfly that according to you can kick your own ass with a Hardley, be my guest.

Harley Davidson - Bringing you yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices. LOL

7:12 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

A Comment like the one above make me laugh...


Who gives a shit what bike I used for the picture? I pulled the first one I saw you stupid fucking moron. Like I can tell the difference looking at these fly fuckers which is which...

And by the way...

1. Who cares how big you are? Are you going to kick my ass through my internet connection? LOL

2. If you were smarter than me you wouldn't ride a "Crotch-Rocket"

3. A statment like that #3 just disproves your #2

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you look when you write things like that?

LOL... thanks for backing up my "Growing Up Gotti" point for me!

7:21 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

Also, you if were so fucking smart you'd have a job where you made enough to bet more than a staggering 1K !!!!!

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha you sound like you missed out on your child hood.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, I have absolutely no sympathy for the idiots who ride without gear and break the law daily...that being said, however, while you're entitled to an opinion, it would behoove you to actually do a little research before you rant. Instead of finding the first picture of a sportbike you could, figure out what bikes actually sound like your somewhat idiotic description of them. The bike pictured, as stated in a previous comment, utilizes the same basic engine layout as your so-called "real" Harley bikes (give or take a few decades of technology). You should also note that most of the engines Harley currently uses in their "motorcycles" have not undergone a design revision in over twenty years. (Wait, my fault, the new 883 Sportster now comes with rubber engine mounts! Wow!) Considering that Japanese bikes undergo major changes about every 2-3 years, Harleys are somewhat lacking. Moped with a REALLY big engine? You do realize that, with a displacement less than that of a bottle of soda, my Suzuki GSXR 600 can blow the doors of most cars on the road. So, I guess they're mopeds with really small engines that just happen to be able to ass-rape any Harley produced (what does that make Harleys then?)! By the way, have you ever even ridden a Harley? Or are you just one of the countless intelligence challenged people who give wonderful opinions based on zero experience? I have ridden a Harley, two in fact. That so called "orgasmic" effect produced by the extremely outdated engine does nothing but make your ass sore. Power delivery is not crisp, high weight combined with low horsepower and torque produce the effect of a 4 cylinder Toyota trying to pull a trailer. Then again, I could be wrong about your motorcycle experience (but how many Harley riders drive Toyotas...). And what the hell does the fact that the women who are commonly found on a Harley could kick a guys ass do to further a Harleys image? I like my women to actually be presentable, not make people question their gender/my sexual orientation. And how many guys consider the fact that a girl is too tired to copulate a "DOUBLE BONUS"? Well, maybe you're old...or gay. I can understand your frustration at the idiots who pull triple digit speeds on the public road system, as I am equally angered by such acts of idiocy...however, as you said, they weed themselves out of the genepool. Ergo, why not just shut the hell up and let nature take its course? Stop your penis envy at the fact that you drive a Toyota (how are those on the girl-getting factor? oh well, at least you're "smart, right?), dispose of any notions you may have of vehicular manslaughter, and find something to write about of which you possess at least a rudimentary knowledge. (I am interested to see whether you approve this comment, since I like a good argument and wonder what kind of response you can muster. If you don't approve it, don't worry, I'll just post it on the many motorcycle websites available.)

11:27 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

You guys make me laugh... You keep questioning if I'll post these comments like I should run and hide from them...

LOL

If you spent as much time developing a sense of humor as you have a LOVE of a motorcycle you might actually have better things to do than respond to a three day old post on the internet.

To repeat.... I could give a shit about the engine or the bike that is pictured. It was a joke! One made funnier by the countless assumptions that I was looking for a "debate" I picked the first "Crotch Rocket" I found on Google Images... The first one! Who really gives a shit?

I hate those motorcycles.. I hate the tools that seem to drive them when I'm around. I'm sure there is a whole bunch of responsible drivers out there... I just can't seem to notice them when these other idiots are whizing by doing 120 MPH on the highway.

Instead of continuing to come here to be heard why not search out these idiots I'm speaking of? The same idiots you admit exsist! Lecture them on safety and put these comments to better use.

Also, you guys should try and do better than to try and call me "gay" and make fun of my car.

First, being gay isn't an insult. At least not in the year 2006 (unless you live down south) Second, the Toyota remake was another joke! If you look up perhaps you can see it flying over your head!

You all have spent more time discussing this and responding to this than I did WRITING it in the first place!

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Annoyed,

You have to remember that many of us have lost friends in accidents that resemble what you said you would like to do. Would you like to watch your significant other or good friend die as you watch helplessly because someone didn’t see them as they turned left across an intersection? It’s something that many of us have faced in our time or know someone who has. Our (the sport bike) community find it hard to believe that any civilized person would chose to take a life in such a way. Anger and/or frustration is never appropriately conveyed in short notes such as these responses, but the underlying fact is that you openly stated that you dream about “Just clipping one of their front wheels as they drive by doing 120 mph on the highway”.

Yes, the sport bike community has its issues, hell I that part of it too. But instead of trying to take them out I’d rather try and try and educate them. One look at the scars on my arm from an incident 13 years ago is enough to sober some up.

I am not the person you hate, but I was. I would hate to be mistaken for what I once was because you have a dislike for what I could be in your eyes. Sport bike riders do not fall into the category of ‘you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all’, we come from many backgrounds, we have families and loved ones. For some of us riding crosses generations and we hope to pass the enjoyment on to our children.

I’m just trying to convey why you got the response you did. I hope you understand.

4:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not lecture them yourself and put this blog to better use? Don't be surprised to receive many heated comments on this. Motorcycles can be as touchy to some people as religion. The problem is not your opinion, the problem is that you stereotype and lump all sportbikes from your perception of your immediate surroundings...if you had lashed out at only the idiots who wear no gear and simultaneously make the roadways unsafe, then I (and undoubtedly countless others) would agree with you, but you instead cast a dark cloud over the entire sport rather than make an informed opinion .

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid? Skinny? Small Dick? I am 28 years old, I own a mortgage company and I also buy and sell houses. I have my Master's Degree in Finance. I am 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. I have never had a women complain about how well I can satisfy her. In fact, I'd rather be the one giving her multiple orgasms as opposed to my bike. Judging by your picture, you may not have the same luxury. Too bad for you. I have owned two Harley Davidson. They are nice to look at. They make a lot of noise. They make all that noise while going no where. They are over priced pieces of shit. We don't ride our sport bikes in gorups for strength on numbers. We ride them in groups for safety. One bike comes flying on you you may or may not see it. A pack of bikes comes on you at a high rate of speed, you are much more likely to see and hear them. Taking us out with your back bumper? You wouldn't live to see the guy you hit get hurt. Stay out of our way and we will stay out of yours. Let the tickets fall where they may.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn man, you just show your ignorance. Your one of the reasons why sport bike riders and harley guys cant get along. 99% of sportbike riders have no ill feelings towards harley riders not because they are in love with the harley sound, but because they have respect for all bikes. Yea alot of idiots riding sport bikes dont wear the proper gear, but not all are that stupid. I'm 210 lbs, my gf doesnt have big hair or nails, and we both wear jackets. Your existence is a pollution to our society. O and I live in NY and ride with level headed mature people who dont screw around.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing is I know a former HD rider that got brake checked and went down. I say former rider because he lost his leg.

I’d think if you really liked motorcycles, any type, you’d understand that people in cars rarely notice a biker or care for their safety and you certainly wouldn’t advocate harm upon any rider.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like your jealous because you can't afford a italian sportbike, yeah and some people thought a pinto was cool too, you and your friend maybe the 2 of you also thought it was fast, a hardley davidson is a antique, overpriced slow piece of crap, that thank god is suffering from depreciation so hippies like you can't say they are investments

of all the dumbass moves to post about an inline 4 cylinder exhaust tone and show a picture of a twin 1000cc bike, in case you didn't ever hear one a twin sounds like a big block, maybe on the lines of those harleys you like so much, just alot faster and more reliable

i suspect the recent post by you is just because grade school let out, one day you might reach puberty and you might find girls more interesting than this blog. however since you probably can't understand the finer things in life, at least you can go back to public school in the fall for free

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, such ignorance from someone that claims to be better than others due to a midlife crisis induced Harley purchase. Don't throw stones in glass house. I own one of each, have had my HD for 13 years and my sportbike for a little less. Enjoy them both thoroughly for what they are.

Funny thing about being able to sit on both sides of the fence on this subject is that everything you claim re: sportbikers is a direct link to the majority of the "HD is the only bike out there" crowd. Too often I see them out there w/ only a t-shirt and flipflops on (same as the sportbiker retards) and w/ a vacant woman on the back who has the misguided notion that because a guy owns an HD he must be a badass. American Chopper ain't what it's about, neither is any of the stunting PowerRanger BS that many of us see daily. I've taken for a long time avoiding assclowns like yourself, the ego and the image get out of hand and reality hurts when it comes calling.

BTW, the pic of the bike you posted is an Aprilla V-Twin. Sounds much healthier than most Hardlies I've heard, but then my HD came w/ a real motor, not something that gets refered to as a "Twinkie" or a "store-bought chopper" -- I've rebuilt mine and then rebuilt it again. Same w/ the sportbike, but then mechanical ability goes a long way w/ our little hobbie/sport.

So keep on your little pissant rants, because you've got to believe something. If it's that "my paint job is only 1 of 645 that Harley sold from the factory last year" then, at least there's 644 other sheep like you: wannabe badass retards in need of a lesson in originality and personality.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet bike!! Where can I get one of those??

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"By the way ladies, I drive a Toyota".

I think that explains everything.

Listen, can you hear the "whoosing" sound of millions of womens pants dropping to their ankles?.

Oh dear.

PS......Get a big black dog up ye.

4:02 AM  
Blogger B. said...

You guys (girls?) are too funny. I didn't realize that sport bikes were such a hot topic in the world. I expect to see this topic come up during the next presidential debate.

4:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry the motorcycle pictured above is an Aprilia RSV-1000 or 'Mille' in Italian!

Sounding nothing like a Japanese motorcycle (except some V-twins like the Honda Sp-1 and Sp-2, and the VTR-1000 FireStorm ect.)

This bike is THE bike to get if you wanna be different from all guys who ride japanese inline 4's, that of course dont really sound like a baby crying but more of a 21st century master peice.

Of course being from Italy, its to you, either a show pony or a work horse, just depending on how you gre up :)

I wouldnt buy this bike as a First bike as the V-Twin motor is a bit tricky out of sweeping corners, i said out not in, thats its real sweet spot, running rings around inlinepot4 japs.

I can see how this guy who wrote his blog about bikes being noisy, yes some riders are ignorant bastards without baffles in there exausts, and yes there should be more thought to his post. People are different, if they want to be loud and proud I suppose you should let them, but trying to change them like this guy is in his blog is the most retarded thing ive ever read!
If he had put some thought into his blog, some intrest into why bikers are the way they are, his blog might of been alot different.

Of course us bikers like being different and we also get punished for this alot from car drivers ect.
why? because we are most of the time, to them, a threat. A guy on a bike riding way too fast throught stagnent traffic can be a very frightening thing if you have a BMW or somthing, but there isnt much need for alarm, leave him a gap and he wont be your problem. thats the way you should think.
Or get a bike and tail him, saving hours between traffic jams!

All I can say to the guy who posted his blog is 'Mate, really, you are a bit of a troll.'

5:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I started reading some of the comments, realized my laundry is done. People with blogs are the whiniest people on earth. They pay to whine and have people read it.

Anyways, it's fucking gorgeous outside. I'm going for a ride on my bike. I plan on breaking the ton a couple of times. You wouldn't know what that is because I don't think Harleys can reach it.

Get a life. Step outside.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah yes the internet.Where you can truly speak your mind no matter how small and closed it is.What an angry world you live in.If I had a heart I may feel sorry for you however I do not.May the crabs of a thousand meth head hookers infest your nether regions.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I just got wind of this off of a forum.

You my friend sound like an idiot. First off you have made a fool of yourself posting a $30,000 bike on your blog...most people do not own a Aprillia.

The other users made valid points and you making the comment of commiting vehicular Homicide does not help your image.

The comment about the chick that could kick your ass....I take it you like Muscular women...so I think you may like guys too....

Adn for some odd reason you rufuse to accept the fact that HD Technology is from the 1950's. Not to mention extremely overpriced. I figure others will be joining the comversation soon enough.

BTW I go speed limit on my bike and I wear full protective gear. I cannot make sense as to WHY a HD RIDER WEARS A LEATHER VEST/JACKET, PANTS AND GLOVES...BUT NO HELMET???????

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, THAT is one BEAUTIFUL bike you showin' there! Those Italians really know something about design, don't they?!

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Annoyed is another internet tough guy people.
He's probably sitting in his hole laughing at every post here, like a juvenile, just cuz thats what people like him need to do for excitement. Im willing to bet ya not only has he struggled picking up chics in his youth but to this very day. So he needs to make asinine posts about making bikers crash. If he were HALF the man he 'thinks' he is he'd back up his post with his name.
I was thrown off by the second reply on this subject due to its political nature but after reading his ignorant remark about red staters....it makes all the sense in the world. He's another disabled liberal who is incapable to rationalize like a normal human being. Red staters??? And here I thought he was bashing "crotchet rocket riders" from NJ.....home of the blue state. Just another example of a left wing nutbag with NO scruples.

Annoyed I live in North Jersey, if you have the ability to 'man up' lets discuss the rest of this over a beer??? But at a masculine bar just in case you sway the other way.......not that there would be anything wrong with that. LOL!

Man up for the first time in your life Annoyed.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not at all surprised you voted for Bush. It's too bad there are so many of you ignorant, self-righteous people out there. The next time you want to criticize something you know nothing of, learn the facts first, and maybe do some research. Then you can post something that may actually add to the conversation instead of introducing everyone to your single-digit IQ. BTW, I am friends with many Harley and sportbike riders alike.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A bad ass women that may sooner kick your ass than fuck you. In fact, she may be a little scary looking." Hmmmm... "Plus, that engine block is gonna have her on her forth orgasm anyway so she may even be too tired to fuck." It appears that the massive amount of testosterone in your body has affected both your grammar and spelling skills, but perhaps you felt paying attention in middle school wasn't manly either.
At several points within your post I noticed a fascination with the size of the rider's penis. Sounds like someone is a little insecure to me. If in your post you had demonstrated that you even had any clue as to what you were talking about, I might not be laughing at you while I type this.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. A said...

Which one is it guys?

I voted for Bush or I'm a crazy Liberal?

Either way...

lol

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I race those "annoying" things and I agree that those who ride like assholes on the street are a nuisance. I don't, however, agree with your solution to the problem... to "take them out with your bumper". It's misguided, idiotic statements like that which make me very proud to live in a state (FL) where I can use deadly force to protect another rider. So I say to you my friend, even though I don't ride a bike on the street I would have no problem defending someone who was about to be intentionally run down by someone as narrow minded as yourself.

Just because you don't understand something doesn't give you free reign to destroy it (see: "rule of law"). People in the sportbike community know these asses come and go, but real enthusiasts are around for a lifetime.

You also mention that these riders are as dumb as the Gotti kids. So does that mean that if you saw me ride a wheelie on track that I'm automatically mentally challenged? I'll hang my IQ up against yours any day... it qualifies for mensa, but I would never join such an elitist group... I bet you'd love it though. After all, you seem to sit at the throne of your own kingdom, Myopia.

In closing, I offer you some encouragement : be patient, one day both testicles WILL descend.

Larry Dodson

3:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a girl who rides a small, low hp, v-twin sportbike that doesn't go over 120mph, with gear, doesn't have manhood to prove, and gets annoyed with squids, I'm not who this post is pointed at, but it still scares me. It's too easy to let that anger spill over as a generalization of all riders, and so many people get riled up about it because EVERYONE who rides, safe, squid, or cruiser, has at one point or another had near misses with people in cages either being malicious or just plain inattentive.

If you clip someone in a car, you could end up in an accident, but the likelihood of everyone surviving is pretty good, do the same to someone on a bike and you're putting someone's LIFE in serious jeopardy. Even in full gear, there's no cage around them, no seatbelt, no airbags. It seems like people with so much anger towards riders don't realize just how much harm they can inflict.

That's what's so worrisome about this posting. For your one blog posting we know that there are thousands more who have your same opinion, and you just gave everyone an easy place to vent their concern.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You wonder why you attract anger...

That causes me to wonder about your intelligence.

You stated:

"The assholes that drive these things are my favorite part" - You didn't specify how they rode them so you are saying that ALL sportbike riders are assholes.

"I could take the whole pack of them out with my back bumper. And I dream about it" & "I think I could launch one about 50 yards... " - This has happened! And it concerns and angers riders.

Your original posts made reference to how Harleys were cool while belittling sportbikes and their riders. This makes you exactly what you claim the sportbike riders are: a lame poser!

The bottom line is... Riding is the goal. Whether it's a Vespa, a Harley or a Hayabusa does not matter. And a rider is just as cool or just as lame on any of them. I hear loud sportbikes no more often than I hear obnoxiously loud Harleys! I see SOME stupid behavior from each. On sportbikes it's a minority doing wheelies and lane splitting! On Harleys it's lane splitting, burnouts and rude "outlaw wannabe" behaviour, again by a minority.

BUT, you also have the same bad behaviour by A MINORITY of kids in Civics, 4x4 trucks, minivans and every other vehicle on the highways.

As for safety gear, touring riders are the only group that, as a whole, I would give a passing grade. Harley riders I would place pretty low. But that is their choice.

Back to your supposed shock at the response to your post. You make rambling, uneducated, insulting rants. You demean entire groups of people with blanket statements about their masculinity, intelligence and their girlfriends. You fawn over one group of riders ignoring their behaviour. You denigrate an entire class of riders because of the bike they ride, without considering any of the potential reasons they selected that style of bike.

I ride vintage bikes, sportbikes, motocross bikes and cruisers and enjoy each of them for what they are. They are like tools, each suited for a specific task. I would be pretty stupid if I thought that only one of them was a good bike. Or if I thought that any one of them would make me "cool".

I am who I am regardless of what, or if, I ride...

From your post (even the "re-written" version) and your replies I can determine that you are an angry clueless person spouting generalizations and stereotypes, posting tough talk while hiding behind a keyboard. You say stupid juvenile things that insult and anger a diverse group of riders, and when they reply you attempt to paint yourself as an innocent victim.

The truth is angry words attract angry replies.

You are a stupid, anonymous coward!

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do understand that you hate theses people,but I sure hope that you don,t hate all riders because ther are a few of us out there that only ride like this when it is safe to do so,which is very seldom so please don,t let the actions of a few ruin your opinion about the rest of us.

10:28 PM  

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