How Bout a Harpoon?
Apparently if you eat enough the state of Washington won't carry out your death sentence.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/08/fat.inmate.ap/index.html
So, if you find yourself there don't bother with the letters to the governor. Just find yourself the nearest Krispy Kreme and enjoy your stay on the tax payer's dime!
posted by Mr. A at 11:53 AM
7 Comments:
Un-fucking-believable, but I love the fact that the link has "fat.inmate" in it. Yeah, we wouldn't want him to become decapitated, which wouldn't be as bad as being shot at point blank range.
Yes, Jenny! "Fat.inmate" being in the URL is perfect for such a grotesque piece of shit.
While I find a sick novelty in the fact that Washington state only had the gallows as their method of capital punishment (what is this, 1885?!) I don't see why if you get decapitated after your neck has snapped that it constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
I'm with Jenny - who the hell cares how he dies, as long as he dies, which he should, for shooting two people point-blank. Asshole.
Too fat to hang? So starve the fat fuck for a while, get him down to his fighting weight,throw him on a rope and let him go.
Yeah, I'm w/those two. Who cares how the fat ass dies.
Thanks for your comment by the way. I have yet to attend a taping of a Jerry Springer show here in Chicago...
Hey A's GF...I like the way you think! I believe you should have your own blog!
Really? I had no idea that Jennifer Anniston was such a bitch in person! My older sister LOVES her. If she met the woman she'd probably cry. Angelina still kinda scares me though. Oh and I love Bill Maher!! :-)
Thank you Dim!
As soon as I can get the chance to post something, I will. For the time being, I will make guest appearences on the Beau Hunk's blog.
Uh, oh, i see mention of Jennifer/Angelina...!
Although I sympathize tremendously for Jennifer Aniston, if it were me, and my boyfriend dumped me on my ass for Angelina Jolie, I would be crushed, my heart would be broken, but after I got over it, I would have to shake his hand and congratulate him, cause Angelina's fucking hot... even though I think she was secretly on a hunt for "Baby Daddy." Even so, it's worth it for the sex alone.
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