It ain't easy being green!
Red Sox Fans,
I have to thank your team for winning the World Series two years ago. By doing so they ended any and all debate about who the 2nd worst professional team to route for is....Now the WORST team to route for!
The Cubs?
LOL
Not even close! The Cubs are the "lovable losers"
The Jets, however, are just plain losers.
I've spent 19 years routing for these assholes.
Now, for the ultimate irony... They don't know how to win and, for the first time ever, they forgot how to lose!!!!
Today was the biggest slap in the face I've ever had to endure as a fan of the New York Jets. This season was a joke. Injury after injury and they just kept losing. For awhile I was still routing for them to turn it around and make a run. The AFC East wasn't very strong this year and I thought we may have a shot of getting into the playoffs. But, as most seasons with the Jets, it was over before week 10. It sucked but there was a silver lining in all of this this year. A HUGE, GLEAMING, SILVER LINING!
And his name was Bush....No not the moron in the White House, I'm speaking of the running back from USC, Reggie Bush. Maybe the greatest talent college football has produced in....well, honestly, maybe ever!
And the Jets had a shot at him. All they had to do was lose. That should have been simple enough considering who we are talking about. But then something strange happened...They kept TRYING to win! What the fuck? I thought. Didn't anyone tell them about Reggie Bush. Surely, they have to be aware that their running back is ancient and they could use a new one. But no, they kept trying to win and won just enough games to make sure they wouldn't land Bush.
Assholes!
BUT......There was another...In fact, there were two.
Matt Leinart
Vince Young
Two young, stud quarterbacks. All they had to do was finish third. The best part was, Leinart is going to be drafted before Young. This is fantastic because, in my opinion, Young is a much better prospect than Leinart. So, all the Jets had to do is finish in 3rd place and they would get a great young quarterback to replace their current stiff under center.
So, what did the Jets do today?
THEY WON!!!! AND THEY FINISHED 4th!
Son-of-a-bitch! Herman Edwards should be fired first thing tomorrow. It's unreal to me that these assholes couldn't win to start the season when it mattered. Then, to end the season, they couldn't fucking lose when it mattered.
Of course, next year, I will be routing for them again because that's what us sick-fuck Jets fans do. We get kicked in the balls and come back for more. Like the dog you fake throwing the stick to and laugh as he keeps starting after it every time. That's what we are to the Jets players and coaches. Just dumb dogs with too much faith.
I have to thank your team for winning the World Series two years ago. By doing so they ended any and all debate about who the 2nd worst professional team to route for is....Now the WORST team to route for!
The Cubs?
LOL
Not even close! The Cubs are the "lovable losers"
The Jets, however, are just plain losers.
I've spent 19 years routing for these assholes.
Now, for the ultimate irony... They don't know how to win and, for the first time ever, they forgot how to lose!!!!
Today was the biggest slap in the face I've ever had to endure as a fan of the New York Jets. This season was a joke. Injury after injury and they just kept losing. For awhile I was still routing for them to turn it around and make a run. The AFC East wasn't very strong this year and I thought we may have a shot of getting into the playoffs. But, as most seasons with the Jets, it was over before week 10. It sucked but there was a silver lining in all of this this year. A HUGE, GLEAMING, SILVER LINING!
And his name was Bush....No not the moron in the White House, I'm speaking of the running back from USC, Reggie Bush. Maybe the greatest talent college football has produced in....well, honestly, maybe ever!
And the Jets had a shot at him. All they had to do was lose. That should have been simple enough considering who we are talking about. But then something strange happened...They kept TRYING to win! What the fuck? I thought. Didn't anyone tell them about Reggie Bush. Surely, they have to be aware that their running back is ancient and they could use a new one. But no, they kept trying to win and won just enough games to make sure they wouldn't land Bush.
Assholes!
BUT......There was another...In fact, there were two.
Matt Leinart
Vince Young
Two young, stud quarterbacks. All they had to do was finish third. The best part was, Leinart is going to be drafted before Young. This is fantastic because, in my opinion, Young is a much better prospect than Leinart. So, all the Jets had to do is finish in 3rd place and they would get a great young quarterback to replace their current stiff under center.
So, what did the Jets do today?
THEY WON!!!! AND THEY FINISHED 4th!
Son-of-a-bitch! Herman Edwards should be fired first thing tomorrow. It's unreal to me that these assholes couldn't win to start the season when it mattered. Then, to end the season, they couldn't fucking lose when it mattered.
Of course, next year, I will be routing for them again because that's what us sick-fuck Jets fans do. We get kicked in the balls and come back for more. Like the dog you fake throwing the stick to and laugh as he keeps starting after it every time. That's what we are to the Jets players and coaches. Just dumb dogs with too much faith.
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